Hire Dark Lord Blood (aka Craig) to put a curse (or remove a curse) using his dark powers!
Back in the 1980s, satanic panic was sweeping the nation! And who did the talk shows call on when they needed a satanist? Dark Lord Blood! Now you can summon DLB for your friend or loved one’s special day! Mr. Lord Blood has an array of tricks to use on his victims including special effects, a razor-sharp wit and, you guessed it, growling. The dude can seriously growl.
To rent Dark Lord Blood, include the recipient's name, some fun facts about them (“they’re a dentist,” “they dabbled in satanism’”), the occasion you're celebrating, and your deadline in the special instructions section on the shopping cart page, and DLB will conjure up a recorded video message for them and send it to you as an MP4.
Please allow approximately 2 weeks for delivery of your MP4 file by email. We'll send it a day or two before your requested in-hand date.